hey straight people how’s that going for you?
fine actually. how’s being intolerant of nature’s choices going for you?
it’s going real great! i don’t understand why the leaves fall off the fucking trees in the winter and it pisses me off
|—||Timothy Leary (via selenemooneffe)|
gf: babe come over
me: i cant im doing gymnastics on the top of mt everest
gf: my parents are out ;)
IS HE OKAY??!!!!?
yes hes with his girlfriend now
Crows are one of the smartest animals out here.
look at this fuckin smart ass bird figuring out that the level of the water rises if you drop shit into it what a fuckin genius