And Yet Here I Stand
capitalist: "I don't want government intervening in my business!"
worker: *organizes a strike*
capitalist: *calls the police*

cecstrong:

blackoutofgretely:

cecstrong:

hey straight people how’s that going for you?

fine actually. how’s being intolerant of nature’s choices going for you?

it’s going real great! i don’t understand why the leaves fall off the fucking trees in the winter and it pisses me off

Admit it. You aren’t like them. You’re not even close. You may occasionally dress yourself up as one of them, watch the same mindless television shows as they do, maybe even eat the same fast food sometimes. But it seems that the more you try to fit in, the more you feel like an outsider, watching the “normal people” as they go about their automatic existences. For every time you say club passwords like “Have a nice day” and “Weather’s awful today, eh?”, you yearn inside to say forbidden things like “Tell me something that makes you cry” or “What do you think deja vu is for?”. Face it, you even want to talk to that girl in the elevator. But what if that girl in the elevator (and the balding man who walks past your cubicle at work) are thinking the same thing? Who knows what you might learn from taking a chance on conversation with a stranger? Everyone carries a piece of the puzzle. Nobody comes into your life by mere coincidence. Trust your instincts. Do the unexpected. Find the others.
Timothy Leary (via selenemooneffe)

gastrictank:

bee dad

terrakion:

alt-j:

michaxl:

gf: babe come over

me: i cant im doing gymnastics on the top of mt everest

gf: my parents are out ;)

me:

image

IS HE OKAY??!!!!?

yes hes with his girlfriend now

kokiron:

bigeisamazing:

Crows are one of the smartest animals out here.

look at this fuckin smart ass bird figuring out that the level of the water rises if you drop shit into it what a fuckin genius

kokiron:

bigeisamazing:

Crows are one of the smartest animals out here.

look at this fuckin smart ass bird figuring out that the level of the water rises if you drop shit into it what a fuckin genius

fashionfoodmusic:

😂😂😂😂

flyawaymax:

zevri:

what’s cooler than being cool?

using your turn signal

turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right