What’s the difference between a Nazi Punk and a trampoline?
You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.
It ain’t true love until you kiss after oral
are there people that don’t kiss after oral? I’m always like fuck yea you just sucked my dick get over here and let me kiss you you’re the best
“Remus Dobby Potter, you were named after the two people who actually gave a shit about my well being. One of them was a house elf and I’d much rather see you become that than a fucking Slytherin. Don’t come back unless you’re wearing red and gold you little shit.”
zanny your famous
i know it’s awful
This is Courtney, she is the fiance of one of my mom’s best friends. She has been missing for a while now. She went missing from Alton, Il. But she could be anywhere now. Her hair is now red, and she wears Harley Davidson and bandanas a lot. Please help spread this around because her family, friends, fiance and step-daughter all miss her very much.
SIGNAL BOOST PLEASE
Also, links so you know this is legit.
plot twist: people begin to find you attractive in real life and not just on tumblr
Plot twist: People begin to find me attractive on Tumblr
Plot twist: People begin to think I’m attractive.
Plot twist: People begin to think
guys please this is super urgent
i’m getting evicted from my house tomorrow and honestly it’s a little too late to stop that but i could start saving up for my dad to maybe start renting a new house eventually so i would really appreciate it if you could reblog this
anyway, i make…